GYMSHORTS "That's Alot Of Milk"

$30.00

GYMSHORTS "That's Alot Of Milk"

$30.00

We are excited to collaborate again with GYMSHORTS on the vinyl release for their upcoming new album, "THAT’S A LOT OF MILK!” The first single, "PMDD," kicks off their third album with a bang and features a raucous chorus that will stick in your head long after the song is over. Take a listen below.

Pressed on 2 limited edition splatter colorways, you can now pre-order for June shipping. Pick between our exclusive Dairy Cow vinyl in White with Black Splatter or GYMSHORTS Spilled Milk vinyl in Royal Blue with White Splatter from the band directly.

Sarah shares the following about the record:

"A few years ago, my genius friend Kate Jones (of legendary, too-good-to-date-able fame) coined the saying “that’s a lot of milk” in response to particularly heavy news, or an over-share of intense information. I fully loved it and told Kate I’d try to help her spread it around as best I could :) After recording this group of songs, I felt like the phrase was pretty fitting as a title, especially since some of the songs ended up being a bit more personal than some previous GYMSHORTS songs. Seymore Sid - that’s about my grandpa dying, PMDD - trying to spread awareness about premenstrual dysphoria disorder which I was diagnosed with a couple years back. DUIIUD - that one didn’t necessarily happen to me, but in my mind still feels fitting. Mostly, I just hope these songs resonate with people and I hope anyone who hears it will consider using “that’s a lot of milk” the next time it feels appropriate!

P.S. The B-Side of this vinyl is all the songs karaoke version stylie so you can all finally live out your life-long dreams of being the lead singer of gymshorts ;) !!!!"

Gymshorts is from Rhode Island and like the band’s home state frontwoman Sarah Greenwell is a petite powerhouse that marches to the beat of her own drum. Endearingly rebellious, fiercely independent, and hellbent on causing a commotion, Greenwell embodies the kind of rambunctious unpredictability that has personified some of pop culture’s most legendary troublemakers; a little bit Bart Simpson, a hint of Kevin McCallister, and a dash of Dennis The Menace form the inspirational foundation of Gymshorts’ particular brand of punk n roll, smoked to perfection in the back of Jeff Spicoli’s van. Gymshorts are a sarcastic grin and a pair of bloodshot eyes behind pitch-black Wayfarers in the back row of class, a best friend and a bad influence all rolled into one.

Gymshorts takes musical cues from a deep well of sources, with touchpoints that range from trailblazing new wave punks The Nerves to sassy turn of the millennium bad girls The Donnas tossed into a creative woodchipper with midcentury surf guitar and wooly, flannel wrapped grunge. The resulting sound is ragged and raw and immediately magnetic, rough and tumble with the kind of lived-in authenticity of a scuffed-up pair of skate shoes. A sturdy platform for the band’s unabashedly unique identity that is equal parts bratty and wise, tightly wound and poised to launch in nearly any direction at a moment’s notice.

Blistering speed and high-octane thrills characterize a Gymshorts’ live set, like a juiced-up NASCAR laying a righteous burnout in the winner’s circle, a springy mosh of unbridled exuberance that has earned the band coveted spots supporting Death Valley Girls, Tacocat, La Luz and many others on tours stretching across the globe from Texas to Thailand. As buoyant ambassadors of plucky stick-it-to-the-man attitude, Gymshorts never fail to leave crowds sweaty and satisfied in the aftermath of a ferocious blitzkrieg bop, decimating eardrums in a whirlwind of maximum volume sonic debauchery with an enthusiastic heart of gold.

PERFORMANCE CREDITS (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER)

Alex Zarou Levine
Adam Reich
Brendhan Bowers
Dante Krystman
John Gallagher Jr.
John Spencer
KC Goodwin
Lucy Mangelson
Max Kagan
Nora Dabdoub
Sarah Greenwell

"THAT’S A LOT OF MILK!” was Produced/Engineered/Recorded/Mixed by Adam Reich
at Second Base Studio BK in Sunset Park, Brooklyn

Mastered by Amar Lal

Album art design by Jared Andrews

Pressing Information

171 Units on GYMSHORTS Exclusive Spilled Milk Vinyl (Royal Blue/White Splatter)
115 Units on FSR Exclusive Dairy Cow Vinyl (White/Black Splatter)

Vinyl Records expected June 2025
First Single "PMDD" Available Digitally 4/4/25